Humidity Song

A sample from The Colonel’s Songbook, a collection of short novelties written for a puppet character at The Adventurers Club, an eccentric nightspot that once operated on the fringe of Walt Disney World, Florida.

In weather like this
On hot summer Sundays
The sweat trickles down
And dampens our undies

So don’t be embarrassed
If you’re in a puddle
Just slip off your knickers
And give us a cuddle