Lady Girl Woman

Notes:
All the Songs for Katharine were written for and dedicated to Katharine Miller. This one is a Tom Jones parody.

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You’re my lady, you’re my girl, you’re my woman
You’re my kitten, you’re my darling, you’re my dove
You’re my baby, you’re my doll, you’re my dear one
You’re my sweetheart, you’re an angel from above

     You’re my pumpkin, you’re my pet
     You’re the best I ever met
     You’re my priceless, precious, princess
     And you’re peachy, you bet!

You’re my candy, you’re my peppermint, my toffee
You’re my honey lamb, my sweet potato pie
You’re my sugar, you’re the cream in my coffee
You’re my cheesecake, you’re the apple of my eye

     You’re a hot tomato, too
     And you’ve got me in a stew
     You’re a dumpling so delectable
     I hunger for you!

Whoa, whoa, whoa
You’re my woman lady
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Girl

You’re my foxy, sexy chick, you’re my cutie
You’re the boopsie that I bounce upon my knee
You’re my poppet, you’re my pearl, my patootie
Vous êtes mon petite chouchou et ma cherie

     You’re my beauty, you’re my bird
     It’s for you my loins ungird
     You’re my minx, my martini,
     Got me shaken and stirred!

Whoa, whoa, whoa
You’re my lady girl
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Woman

You’re my cuddle, my canoodle and my cookie
You’re my fantasy, my flame and my romance
You’re my toy, my tart, my nubile nymph, my nookie
You’re my porno, you’re a roommate for my pants

     You’re the hoochie I adore
     You’re a tramp, a slut, a whore
     You’re my doozy of a floozy
     I don’t need any more!

Whoa, whoa, whoa
You’re my lady woman
Whoa, whoa, whoa
You’re my cupcake, you’re my muffin

Whoa, whoa, whoa
You’re my aloe, my jojoba
Whoa, whoa, whoa
You’re my bubble tea with boba

Whoa, whoa, whoa
You’re my syrup, I mean maple
Whoa, whoa, whoa
My centerfold without the staple

Whoa, whoa, whoa
You are choice and I am choosy
Whoa, whoa, whoa
You’re my personal jacuzzi

Whoa, whoa, whoa
You’re my, you’re my, you’re my, you’re my, you’re my
Whoa, whoa, whoa

(Repeat and fade)